"If you're smart you know there's a THIN line between hate and love. You can't hate someone unless you want to boink them! Seriously, read stuff, people!"
Okay, anyway. Nelson Branco swears up and down that Deidre and Drake hate each other. Really? Okay. I'm not gonna lie. It would totally not surprise me. Vivian Vance and William Frawley hated other, but when you saw them as Fred and Ethel on TV, it would have never crossed your mind. I've been to back stage events, and well, I just can't give this one to you Nel. I agree they are actors, and they were paid to basically lie. So I'm sure lying isn't that hard for either. But for two people that hate each other, they sure do tolerate each other farely well. 2005 wasn't a good year. Drake was throwing some pretty mean punches through the media circuit, and it wasn't exactly a secret that things on set weren't peachy. But things got better. I guess. There was that trip to Australia. They were caught walking hand in hand in the Australian streets, or was that just the buddy system inforced by Kenny Corday? Did you listen to any of their radio interviews? Monte Carlo? Need I say more? If that's hate, then Drake and Deidre are the biggest flakes, like ever. I have no hope for humanity, what so ever. But then again. They could hate each other personally.
They could just be fuck buddies. Hatred does call for some angry sex. And well, they could very well be sadists/masochists. The world will never know. Unless they need some extra cash and decide that they too need a sextape. It could explain why they've tolerated each over the years. Good sex is good sex. And well, if you're married to Steve Sohmer I'd keep that asshole Drake Hogestyn around too. You follow the peen right? Even if it throws you on all fours and slaps you on the ass with a whip like you're some kind of slave, right? If Mr. Hogestyn is packin, you're gonna take it like the slut you are. Bowling balls and open fields anyone? I kid. I kid. Maybe...
So I'm not sure where all this is coming from? This must be the best kept secret in daytime. Is this coming from a recent chat where Deidre said she and Drake were not social friends? This may or may not be the same chat in which she was able to belittle fans and tell us the awe-inspiring story on how Drake turned her onto the candy bar Baby Ruth, or how her and Drake have a kinship. Not that she would know what that is. Believe me, this is totally a possibility.
So basically I call bullshit. None of this source of a source crap. The little voices in your head don't count as sources. Prove me wrong. Really. I challenge you. Give me some fact. None of your fiction, sir. Please and thank you.
P.S. Deidre if you are going to work for peanuts. Watch out for Salmonella. Sheesh. I'm worried about you deeva.
So tell me who's bright idea was it to fire DEIDRE "I'm like the Queen of all things daytime, mansuits and insulting my fans in an online chat" HALL and DRAKE "Why did they take my eyebrow away?" HOGESTYN. I've all but abandoned this poor place, and I hear that my couple got the axe. I find it more funny that Deidre's fans are taking this like their grandma died, and Drake's poor delusional fans are in absolute denial. I'm sure the suicide rate skyrocketed on January 23.
It sucks. I know. But I'm sure there are plenty of Priceline commercials out there for Deidre. And Drake I'm sure has a future in
coaching little league. Parents of the BU, be scared.
Okay. I have more to say. There is some method to my madness. So sit still.
Nelson Branco. We need to talk.
Can you imagine?
Day 1: No ring.
Day 3: Why the ring?
Day 4 or 5: Snarled up, wrinkly, poor-leg-tone
V pulls the show.
And Drake absents himself from awards and
closing ceremony (I think-- only see Dee,
solo, smiling VIOLENTLY).
V must've waited til she could get first
outbound flight for 'no bootycall outside
of photocall' policing-- even Drake looked stunned.
Meanwhile-- what the HELL was Deeva
wearing today on DOOL? They need to take
some notes from her Monaco stylist. Stevie
Wonder in wardrobe-- you have EARS, right?
And stop with being mean to each other
about watermarks and shit. Chases people away...
That's not the point. Hate when
board goes dark cuz people snark on each
Is they or isn't they? THAT's the point.
And from those photos, if they ain't, they
sure be acting like they wanna be 'is'. No?
And finally, here's some seriously fucked
up, funny shit to amuse those still
pale-faced from the unexpected
unleashing of Victoria
that killed god only knows how many
cute, speculative end-of-fest
photos. LOL!!! First 4 mins are Deev-
a-chuckle-- but the Oprah stuff has
some good giggles too. Enjoy!!!!
I did something I never do. I went to the soapcity message board. Anyways there is a thread of pics and OMG on the last page there is a pic of Dee in a cute baby doll dress and right next to it is another pic of Drake and his WIFE! I soo didn't think she had gone, but it's there in color they are posing in front of the same building. My happy thoughts of Monte Carlo gone:(
Maybe the DnD thing is all in my head or just something they do for fun to create speculation. Dunno know. What do ya'll think now? I feel very conflicted!
So last night I was having trouble sleeping and I started thinking about the DnD situation. Actually more so about Drake's marriage.
I actually don't think Drake will ever get a a divorce.
My reasoning is that when he married Victoria he wasn't really a big star so there probably was no prenup.
They have been married for over ten years and in California she would be entitled to half of everything.
He would probably rather stay married than give her half.
This is just my late night musings agree or disagree just thought I'd share my thoughts.
First, it didn't even AIR in NY, because a crane collapsed and zippered a huge building into two.
Second, she tried to spend the whole time discussing Power of Now webinar.
She was wearing some sear-sucker collared, yellow vest, with a button-down blouse and some (Easy Spirit) sneakers...not A+. Not B+.
And despite her speaking about 'spirituality' and Power of Now, Kathie Lee STILL managed to goad her into saying she liked her blouse hetter than Hoda's! LOL!!!
Some talk of pain of divorce. Some photos of kids.
Only DOOL mention was that one of fringe benefits was getting to do love scenes with 'what's his name'-- this was banter over the 'Moonlight' and cigar kiss scenes. Now, I am scared at my own shorthand in describing this footage-- but listen-- you who are reading this know EXACTLY what I am talking about!
DTV has her on tomorrow, and NBC Press Release says Fri...
Most importantly, what will she wear?
(I'll take anything besides that crazy-ass belt she's been sporting for over a week.)
PS-- She is supposedly talking about moving on after divorce...hmmmm....
Hi everyone, first post be kind. I saw new pictures of Deidre today at photorazzi or wireimage. com check them out. I'm positive you will find them interesting.
She is not Wiccan, is she?
I get she's all about Eckhart (with the New America radio thing) but they are mistaking her with Mardevil in terms of religion right?
Not that there's anything wrong with pagan witchcraft. I'm good with that. Just curious.
Also, where the fuck is everybody?
Missing my Diva breaks~!!
I've been MIA. Sorry. I've just had so much on my plate. Anyway. Deev's should have so been nominated. Nuff said. I'm pretty sure Days is being made fun of with all their shitty nominations. I'm pretty sure it's the biggest joke ever. And I'm laughing my ass off. Rachel Melvin and Darrin Brooks? Give me an effin break already.
Never even really gets to bridesmaid status at the Emmys.
-- Too much previous-post-induced silence. Sorry I contributed to the fray. Let's get back to the snarky fun. Shall we?
-- Do you think Drake's comforting Dee for her snub? Or is she lunching with Thaao?
-- Do you think she convinced Mr DH to tone down the edges on that Frankenstein do of his?
-- Did they pull that necklace she was wearing Tues from the Electa Woman wardrobe archives? (On plus side, I think her hair is a bit lighter...)
-- Did you know Joe Mascalo was 80? Shizz! Impressive hairline on that dude.
-- Have you ever seen PoisonSoup's Save the Last Dance for Me? Very smile inducing-- espcecially when you consider JUST. HOW. CHEMICALLY ALTERED they both seemed to look during the orange popsicle dress scenes? Any other 'seriously not sober moments' (besides the lovely apple pie one)?
Today was shot so badly, so not hot. Are the DHs fighting? Or was it the angles? Or what?
Are they teasing us, those suits at the network? Testing DH popularity on account of their paychecks?
You know they are next, since they've already cut fucking sets down to 6-- 2 manses ,pub, hospital, Chez Rouge and pier (plus that one flex used as random bedroom, courthouse, other soap staple shit)? And they have hired Salvation Army for wardrobe and Stevie Wonder for hair and lights.
Spoilers say nada going on for next two weeks. Plus, don't the DHs dissapear for 2 mos from Jun-early Aug?
Between the lack of cute J/M stuff, not to mention the train wreck that is the rest of that show, I am thinking boycott.
No wonder the ratings are in the crapper. Tease. Dissapoint. Tease. Suck wind story-line wise, overall. Tease. Shoot with bad light, bad angles, with actors in fug-wear. Give Gloria Gaynor guest tour. WHERE ARE THE PRIORITIES, PEOPLE?
What's next? Is Dee gonna show up in that ugly orange fugger again? Or that zebra sweater? How far are they gonna push us, exactly?
I know, usually I am amused at people who are psycho enough about this shit to rant, but I have had enough.
And that's good, I guess, that I have had it, cuz looks like after tomorrow's odd pancho sparkler shit, there won't be no more for quite some time.
Gawd. Going to get some Chardonnay.
I was reading this JM fic and this paragraph caught my attention.
“I’m sure they did,” John said as he closed his eyes and gave into the feeling of her hand on his thigh, not caring that anyone that walked down the aisle could see what she was doing. For the last 7 weeks of their whirlwind vacation they’d been virtually cut off from Salem, though by choice. John threw both of their cell phones overboard somewhere on the Danube after two weeks of both of their phones constantly ringing. It didn’t matter what time of the day or night it was, one of their phones was always ringing. His staff at Basic Black, her secretary, Roman, Sami, Kate, Victoria, Maggie, Bo, Hope, Jennifer, Mrs. Horton, Eric, Carrie and the worse offender of all: Belle.
For the life of me I can't remember a character on Days named Victoria. If I'm wrong about that please let me know.
OK, so this is more about JM then the DH's, but I felt the need to rant.
I really really wanted to post this over at "the forum", but I can't post something about Isabella in a John/Marlena thread and I sure as hell can't bash a producer or writer, so I thought I would do it here.
Why am I posting such a bad memory? Simple. If you didn't watch this 'live' and you really want to understand the heartache we JM fans felt at the time, I can very easily sum it up by posting a short quote from Mr. Al Rabin himself (which appeared in this very here issue).
I am just reading this article again since it's initial publication and let me tell you I am FUMING like it was written yesterday.
BTW, when I first bought this waaay back in 1991, I took a pen and scribbled all over IzzyB's face. Yes, it was a very immature thing to do, but hey, I was like 12 years old. Not saying I wouldn't do the same exact thing at the age of 29...but I digress.....
Sit down and take yourself back in time. Imagine Deidre first returning to the show and hoping and praying obsessively for your little JM reunion only to read this:
A segment of the audience wanted John to stay with Isabella, regardless of Marlena's presence. "We ran the risk, and we did alienate some fans, but I perceive that as an investment. Our long-term commitment is to Drake and Staci. We had to respect the audience's allegiance to them. We don't want to manipulate that, and I don't think we have. John certainly had his concern for Marlena, but he always felt very passionately about Isabella".
Does that NOT sound like total JM closure to you? Did Al not watch the DH's in 86-87? '91 was planned and it spelt D.O.O.M for JM. I swear that's when I first shut DOOL off.
Thanks for reading...
I want some insight from any of you generous enough to share.
In the DH drought, I have been cycling through some old vids.
And yes, Dee was an 80s fashion victim-- weren't we all? And lets face it-- Deev does not have a well-honed eye for non-fugly sartorial choices. It is just not one of her life skills.
The first time RoJohn sex giddyup-- the 'my ass looks as big as a parachute after farting' orange situation was something that cannot be explained by era. The crazy heave-ho thick pleather v-belt accoutrment that went with it...I see you can make an argument about the times. But the jumpsuit? The army designs better shit than that.
But I digress.
I will blame anyone who counsels the woman-- I love her. Yet, on some deep, dark, synaptical level, she must JUST. HAVE. SOME BAD ASS TASTE.
I have been carefully watching the earring choices. There IS NOT ONE acceptable earlobic moment in over 20+ years. Some are just shocking enough to distract you from the fact that you are even watching television-- the purple matching oxen-yoke necklace and earrings, the similar black and rhinestone train wreck...the ugly-ass fan-shaped rhinestone shit that clearly were was so tight (pre-affair pier scene) they inadvertently made blood pulsate in her forehead veins on national TV. Those multiple divet-turd gold impediments she wore frequently, EVEN THROUGH THE NINETIES.
Now, these days, we have a repetitive, Haight street gold hoop with fringes/danglers theme... 'Claire's-on-final-sale-in-the-5-for-1-blowout-bin' thing going on lately-- but I suppose it is a little better. Distracts from the fugly polyester neck scarfs and velour vestements. And that's something, no?
Still. This crazy bitch is a multi-millionaire WITH ATTACHED LOBES.
Why,I must ask you, why are there no discrete pearls? Diamond drops? I get she doesn't have pierced ears-- though I can't really think through how or why this is so. But I JUST DO NOT understand.
Can someone shed light?
Also- I am starting nominations.
MOST INSANE OUTFIT EVER TO SEE LIGHT OF DAY-- the red curtain rod/lacy number with Hammer-time pants she wore on the awards show. Anyone got any noms to top that in fugly for all time?
Worst Botox moment-- the 'I am jealous of the soon to be dead police chick' epi' after one of Sammi's failed nups.
Worst Hair-- the pre-97 reunion George Michael style.
Most distrurbing THING. EVER. IN. ANY. CATEGORY. The headpiece at the first RoJohn wedding. The outfit altogether needs much discussion, even down to the white stockings. But I cannot think of a more fugly wardrobe moment in the Deev annals-- I can't think of anything more disastrous that has ever aired on non-reality TV. And I am sensitive to the fact that clearly, Deevs cannot bear all burden of blame on this one. There must have been many people, much discussion, shared breakfast bagel conference room moments, that conspired to make that moment a reality. She may have been scarfing a poppy seed with a light cream cheese smear AT THESE meetings, but nobody could make such a fashion disaster emerge into a public TV forum without some sniffing-snow group-think and very bad counsel...
Anyone else for noms, in any category?
You need to read the following and then watch this-- I can 100% guarantee you will be ROFL by 4:30 into the clip. Credit for all to JohnMarlenaHotness.
RoJohn & Marlena go white water rafting. LISTEN to the audio without watching. Then imagine Deidre & Drake in a recording booth @ NBC dubbing the audio to their scenes. Then listen AGAIN.
I was banned from steveandkayla.com
. My life is officially over. I only joined because it was brought to my attention that I needed to check it out. And boy did I get a good laugh. Willkat, or whatever your name is, you're pathetic. Just had to put that out there. This person was quick to PM me, like I was actually some sort of terrorist. It was pretty funny.
Oh and please, some people need to check out this blog. Not sure who SoapStory
is. But this is pretty effin hilarious.
I'm gonna log off and cut myself now.
[apparently you can't join a forum if you have a blog that makes fun of certain horrible actors/actresses. Who knew? lol]
I am so loving this site.
Deeva on air guitar and the hot mess pictures are possibly the best giggles I have had in a year.
I just can't even wrap my grey matter around this decades-long string of poor outfits. How are they procured? Does nobody pull this woman aside and just break it down for her?
On Mr. H, isn't it disconcerting that he can't move his eyebrows anymore? Makes me LOL every time he makes the eyebrow face and the shit don't move. Is it possible that he is the only actor EVER whose skills have improved from Botox?
I'm just asking.
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Drake honey. Seriously. Lighten up. Just because you haven't filled your quota of getting laid for the day, doesn't mean you have to look like such an ass. You look absolutely miserable. And for the love of french toast, get a mother fucking hair cut already. And Deidre, honey. We've gone over this blazer look. The rest of the population is tired of your Susan Flannery look.
P.S. That's Gloria Gaynor.
Surprise: Deidre Hall on Daytime Emmys' pre-noms list
The Daytime Emmy pre-noms list has been officially released. Biggest surprise: the inclusion of poor, Emmy-less Deidre Hall
of "Days of Our Lives," one of the queens of daytime TV who hasn't been nominated in eons.Hall
recently told Nelson Branco of TV Guide Canada that she wouldn't even bother to submit her name for consideration anymore because "the system was a numbers game," but, Branco reports, "Perhaps, co-executive producer Ed Scott
managed to convince the beauty to change her mind because Hall
has the best chance in her cast of earning a nod due to her star power and sensational performance this past year as Marlena dealt with the 'death' of John Black.
"As for glaring omissions," he adds, "GL’s Beth Ehlers
[Harley] and Y&R’s Joshua Morrow
[Nick] are suspiciously absent, as is GH’s Kelly Monaco
[Sam], B&B’s Eileen Davidson
[Ashley] and Alley Mills
- Tags:alison sweeney, alley mills, beth ehlers, blake berris, deidre hall, ed scott, eileen davidson, eric braedon, farah fath, hunter tylo, jack wagner, joshua morrow, julie marie berman, kirsten storms, leven rambin, martha madison, mary beth evans, michelle stafford, peter reckell, rachel melvin, ronn moss, shelley henning, stephen nichols, susan flannery, susan lucci, vail bloom
I feel the same way about your acting, sweet-NESS. [I hope I did that justice.] What a face. They must have been showing clips from the show. Mary Beth finally realizes what a horrible actress she really is.
So the J&M love scene was cut. Not only once. But twice. No biggie. Not that we've waited a fucking lifetime or anything. So here's a poll to commemorate the occasion.
Why was the J&M love scene really cut?
Drake slipped us some peen.
Deidre had a wardrobe malfunction.
Deidre slipped us her teets.
D&D got too caught up in the moment.
Stephen and Mary Beth hijacked the scene out of pure jealousy.
DAYS of Our Lives diva Deidre Hall and her husband of 16 years, producer Steve Sohmer, are waging one of the nastiest divorce battles in Hollywood history! Shocking charges of stalking, hidden millions, violence and spying are flying as the couple slugs it out in court. This week's GLOBE bares all the stunning details - in a world exclusive story you can't afford to miss.Source.
The woman must be out of her fucking mind to join the cast of Days of our Lives. Even if it's only for 6 episodes. Her and Deidre Hall must be fighting for the deeva throne as I type. Oh Jonesy. It just ain't worth it.
With the recent news that Martha Madison and Brandon Beemer, and now, Lauren Koslow, have been fired. Did it ever occur to anyone that Mary Beth Evans and Stephen Nichols should be axed? I mean seriously now. They're weighing my show down. I don't care to see them making all kind of nasty baby making sex. It's gross, it's vile, and I'd rather have someone place lit cigarettes on my eyeballs. Someone for the love of God, save us from this misery.
P.S. As much as I loathe BB and MM. I'd rather them scratch their asses on my TV, then to see Mary Beth or Stephen do anything.
Oh, and Mary Beth. Maybe you should stick to your apple pie baking.
I'm not sure why this really bugs me. Wait, yes I do. Children are innocent creatures, that have yet to be corrupt by the outside world. With the world as crazy and corrupt as it is today, I would assume that a parent would do whatever it took to protect their child's innocence. As a celebrity I understand that this might face a challenge, as you are almost always being photographed somewhere. But to place your child in the spotlight? I think this is incredibly selfish, and I'm not sure what else I can say. Trashy? Disgusting? Alison Sweeney was recently seen at some Adopt-A-Park event. Some of the cast were there, helping plant trees. That's cool. I don't think you should use this opportunity to pimp your children. He's all of two? Why put his face out there? For every sick freak to see. It's cool that your using your celebrity status to promote something so worthwhile and amazing, but I don't think we need to see your precious baby's face every where I click. Nor do I need to read about him on some stupid blog, total different story, but you get my point?
Be a mother. I don't think being a celebrity and being a mother are a combined job. And well, you look pathetic.
P.S. I never see the rest of the cast's children. Hmmmm. Good job Ali. You officially suck harder at life.
So this pic makes me smile. Alot actually. I've noticed that there might be a few more versions out there, so if you happen to have it, could you please share with this poor busy stalker?